I just woke up from this one and it's wild!
I rarely remember my dreams, but this one is fresh in my mind. I'm back at home in SF, but for some reason I'm depressed as hell. I'm just lying around on the carpet (we have hardwood floors now), so I guess I'm a teenager at the moment. I just don't feel like doing anything. I realize that I've been couped up indoors forever so I go out for some sunshine.
I walk out and eventually meet this cute Korean girl (that progressively turns into Natalie Portman, so I'll call her Natalie). We're talking and we're hitting it off, and the sun is shining, birds are chirping, zippity doo dahh zipppity dayy. She brings me back to her abode where we end up playing deuces with her dad. This man is like a large mountain military man, kinda intimidating so I'm very nervous. Then I look at my hand, and I have a four of a kind Kings, but two of them are diamonds! shit. he's gonna think I'm a cheat, and clobber me. I start to sweat, and my heart is racing thinking i'm going to die. Luckily he gets a phone call and has to go. phewf.
Natalie takes me downstairs in the basement where she lives. I'm relieved that I didn't have to show my kings until I met her pet. Her pet was Smeegle from LOTR... I really wanted to impress her so I'm all pretending to think he's adorable? this dream was going horribly wrong. I'm trying my hardest not to grimace when Smeegle's around just staring at us. I take her to another room, and we're about to make out, but she flinches away. "I can't, my mom's gonna banish you". ...what? Apparently this girl's got magical powers, and she sealed us in the basement so the mom can't get to us.
The mom is upstairs with her fireworks magic trying to break the seal. She's cackling up a storm, working furiously. I'm pretty fed up by now, so I just go up stairs and try to reason with this woman before she pulverizes me. "Why can't I date your daughter?!" "well dear.. wait you're Japanese right?" "No.. I'm not Japanese, why's that matter?" She smiles and doesn't say anything after that. She summons her servant to give me a bunch of candies and sends me away. wtf. what about my Natalie!
I'm walking down the street again and bump into Gary where I tell him what happened and he cracks up at my misfortune. Then I wake up.
-Natalies my 2nd celebrity dream girl. Reese Witherspoon is my 1st.