The Beard

I had a dream where I started getting a 5 o clock shadow like 5 minutes after I shaved. It then progressed into a full blown beard. So I was standing there in the bathroom checking myself out thinkin "You One Bad Ass Muthe SHUT YO MOUF!!"

The end. I then wake up to find that I do not have a beard.

Sleep Talk 09!

This one happened on the awezome NYE LA trip with Gary and Andy. They both witnessed it first hand. I'm guessing I sleep talk a lot, but I only find out if there's a light sleeper present like Gary.

Incident #1: So we all are napping in Andy's Aunt's house recovering from TAO. When I wake up Gary tells me that my phone rang when we were sleeping, and everytime it rang I went: "Huh? ...Huh?... Huh?" haha yea

Incident #2: Same place but a couple hours later at night, I sit up and yell really loud: "That's SO ANNOYING". Gary gets awakened by this and asks if I'm alright and I respond "what did you say?".. I think this goes back and forth twice, until he realized I was still asleep.

Oh yea, during the drive down to LA, Gary witnessed me having sleep paralysis. That foo was whispering things to me to mess with my dreams, but I was in my sleep paralysi state. I could totally hear him whispering, but I couldn't move! so I do my usual thing and start wiggling my fingers and toes to try to wake myself up. And I'm struggling to force my eyes open, and finally my arm wakes up so I use it to push my face up and I wake up.

In Gary's point of view, he sees some freaky possessed exorcism bizniz. He sees my hands all twitching and then my eyes going into the Undertaker mode with only the whites flickering. He got a video of the end where my hand brings my head up and I wake up but man too bad he couldn't get the whole thing. crayz.

Featuring the Epic Tale of Angel's Imagination

So I go to school in Boston, but it wasn't undergrad, so I'm going to assume it's Grad school or something because I felt like I was in a really mature stage in my life (well especially because I'm so far from home!) The feeling of the dream was very.. Shanghai, in that period of time that Jewels loves, like the young people could accomplish anything and it was really up to us to make a difference.I think I was pretty new to the area.. So I went out with a bunch of friends to go celebrate (which reminded me of that scene from "Lust, Caution" where the drama team goes out and celebrates after their big show in Hong Kong). Sherry and I went to a nearby Chinese tea house thing and Sherry ordered "tapioca" and it was funny because it came out in a little tea cup with like.. two balls!! Sherry and I look at each other like, "gum 小!" And the owner of the store comes out and she's like that won't do! (well in chinese of course) and she somehow poured dried up tapioca balls into this other cup which magically changed into something, it was kind of like tapioca balls.. but sorta not? And we joked with the owner like, "well what are you going to do? We're in Boston." (referring to why we can't get decent Chinese products)So I have a guy friend that's like "ching mui jok ma" (childhood friend) with me. And everyone also jokes around that we should get together, but we never told each other how we felt.And then I'm going to class and right outside my class I encounter this weird joker/bat-like person who's wearing a mask and hanging upsidedown from this lamp pole. And I remember we kinda looked each other and we had a moment together.For some reason, I started watching my dream. It even went to "commercial" or it ended or something and I called Wilson and was like, "MAN! I wonder who she ends up with?!"I think class was some kind of film class because we were learning/watching? about these period films and I remember we were watching this anime by this author who made films during a transition period. And he only made one film that really became famous but he was still important.And the next part I was going to my "film class" again but I was running late. Luckily I bumped into this girl that I knew and her friend that I didn't know, who was driving. Turns out, him and I had the same class. And I made small talk with the girl in the car. And when I got out to grab stuff from the truck the girl came back with me and for some reason she told me that the guy's parents died and he has to work really hard to take care of his little sister so he's a really responsible and caring guy. And I saw him give her a bunch of coins because apparently he's renting the car from her. And for some reason it hit me that HE WAS THE JOKER!Next part, I was in a room with my little cousin, Sky, playing with him and then lulling him to sleep. For some reason he kept growing bigger and bigger as we were in the room. He started off as a little infant and I swear he grew up to about 3 years old or the size of a 3 year old at least.Then for some reason I'm on a ship where there's some shady business happening. Some guy is filming an anime and for some reason it was really controversial. So I started hiding and stuff. And there was this one weird (weirder? :P) part where I was in this room with a "guard dog" but the thing about the dog is that he only had ONE LEG! And it wasn't like he got his other legs chopped off.. he really just had one leg! It kinda looked like.. a walking stick with a dog head? except the bottom is a paw.Somehow the little kid I was taking care of from before turned out to be a little girl and she was the daughter of guy who owned the ship, which is also the person directing the sketchy anime.At the end, I found out that the person directing the new anime.. was the guy who we learned about in "class" and the anime that he's directing? The one I was watching! So at the end I asked him, so who does she end up with? "The joker."And that's all I remember :D Little bits of even more random detail here and there.. like there was a scene where I go into a bathroom that was really oldschool and everything was segmented all weird like we were in a jail or something. And another scene where an investigator comes onto the ship with me and sees the one legged dog with me. And everything was really animated where.. we'd schooch a little bit and the dog would be peaking through clothes and furniture and follow us. The ship was really high tech and I remember one part where the ship actually split right in the middle where water can come in and people could capture sharks (and fishes) when it comes in to eat! But yeah, that's it!

Movie

Today when I woke my brother up, he immediately asked:"so what was your dream today?"
and i was like what?? why?

wilton: "because when you were sleeping you yelled DAMN SHUTUP THIS IS A MOVIE!!"

and i was flabbergasted

Me vs. my brother

so today I woke up knowing that I had a crazy ass dream....
I was with my brother, and we were like real life counter-strike ( oh god i wanna play that again) and we both had pistols... BLAM BLAM BLAM !! i dodge his shots, he dodges mine.. BLAM!!! then *click* i have no more ammo! so i pull out my switch blade and fling it at him.. it hits his torso but it doesnt stick! so i throw another one! and another! until it starts jabbing him straight through! *flut* *flut* then at the end I am the victor. He is still alive tho... so we check out his wounds.. he has 8 knife stab wounds! and thats all I remember...

Featuring: Angel's Dream

[this is Angel's long ass detailed dream.. i am NOT affiliated with it thank you :)]

"Today when I was napping I had a dream where I was at school. At one point in the dream Mr. Chan was playing like.. survival with the kids and suddenly everyone was in a big scary forest and we're lost. I've never watched survivor before but in my dream the host (Mr. Chan) would be telling people ways to survive and we had to pick which one we thought was it and our reasons why.
Then they had to stand up and tell people why and that person would have to lead us into survival. Then we were in the cafe and I'm just with my friends but Mr. Chan is there telling people to do really gross dares.. I forget who's doing the dare. Then suddenly I'm waltzing around by myself at school because I can't find anyone. I walk outside to the courtyard and these quiet asian guys are throwing stones at one another.
I remember thinking it was really cruel but then the security person was like "hey we do it too it's a nice way to pass time. see the thing you try to do is throw it at the building in between the windows" or sometihng like that. So I went back upstairs and I see Mr. Cheng in running around and turns out the whole school is flooding but for some reason I didn't find that weird.
Then as I'm walking by I see Betty and she catches up to me and ask me how I'm doing. I asked her where Jackie was and she told me Jackie went home. I was like "don't you guys have practice today?" and suddenly I noticed her dyed red hair became wettish and she said practice was over at 4. So we started walking up the stairs toward the 2nd floor and as we're walking the school is flooding more and more.
And I find wilson (who's hair is also wet like he just finished showering) and I asked him where he was going and he told me he was going to "dook bor" (poke ball aka pool) with betty. Henderson was there too. I remember thinking Betty's hair was really pretty. Ahaha that's it! =D"
-Angel
[fascinating]
[brought to you by Chadwick]

i said something today

anfernee and jango was watching the lord of the ring..... and i was asleep
all of a sudden, i sit up and I fell back, and then I mumbled a whole buncha shit and went "Ice Cream!!"
(5 minutes later)
i shot back up and went "Oh shit!!!" then I lay back down and went to sleep!!

crazy...

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sorry for the delay of exciting sleep talk, but i really haven't been getting any lately... i was truly insomniac last week.. it was horrible! I try to sleep like at 1 which is early on my standards.. and I cant fall asleep until like 4. I got hecka pissed. but now I think im sleeping better. I think tylenol makes me awake.

Sleep Talk

Today, Anthony and Jane verified that I said this:

C: Go steal someone elses

(10 seconds later)

C: Penis